A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
The algorithm looks around and says "I'll have what everyone else is having."
These slides are about verbal jokes, like
The Word Play HotelBut word play is only a small fraction of humor.
AI systems generate texts that have the form of a joke.
There is surprisingly little AI modeling of what makes something funny.
Humor is Heisenbergian.
The more you observe it, the less it seems funny.
I had a job one winter for the National Park Service, tracking down and bringing back wolves who had left Yellowstone Park.
I had tranquilized a large grey wolf and was dragging it on a sled through some sticky wet snow. I saw a frozen pond that would make part of the journey a lot easier. But as I headed toward it, a rancher came out of a small cabin and pointed a shotgun at me.
"Oh, no, you don't," he said. "You are not going to pull the wolf over my ice!"
Why can't J. K. Rowling catch mice when she's high?
A Rowling stoned gathers no mouse.